I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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