Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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