I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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