Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
Help. Why am I so naked?
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