it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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