You're a womanizer and a bitch.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I think your dad took our porno
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
