i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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