Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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