If i come over, it means nothing
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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