that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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