There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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