Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Randomize
