We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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