I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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