if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
