I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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