Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
This is my gift to your gina
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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