Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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