Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
