Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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