the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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