: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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