I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
she peed on how many people?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Randomize
