sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
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