dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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