Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
40s are totally the cure
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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