also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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