I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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