why didn't you poke me back
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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