He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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