Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The ass gains better be worth it
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