I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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