It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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