I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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