Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
dude. I can hear the air.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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