I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm really busy with my period
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