My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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