You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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