Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Randomize
