I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Randomize
