You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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