How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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