check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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