I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
barbara walters just said penis...
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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