o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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