And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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