If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
