Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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