Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I still have a little drunk in my system
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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