please come you make the beer taste better
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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